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A baby wombat scurrying across the floor
she was ABout to put a BANDAGE ON It
yeah have u ever met a school nurse..
I asked my high school nurse if I could have a bandaid for my bleeding blister.
"Sorry, I can’t. Bandaids are for emergencies only."
reminder that this is a thing that actually happened
an angel girl who’s girlfriend is a demon and at first they don’t want anybody to know but then god is like “my child do not worry about it it’s , as the kids are saying these days, “what ever”’ but satan is like “do I know this girl. let me meet her. is she a bad influence?” “dad she’s an angel” “damn I was really hoping she would be a bad influence”
it’s very important that i am both cute and powerful