+BUTTS+

okaymad:

"i don’t like garlic bread"image

godpenis:

getoffmybloghoe:

getoffmybloghoe:

louijia board

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mathsturbation:

i am the shyest attention whore ever

kittje:

IM SCREAMING

postllimit:

why iphones gotta take two million years to turn back on after they die like you plug em in and you’re all ready to start texting again but they’re like “nope. i gotta take some time for myself. figure out who i am. you hurt me too much the last time. let me think.”

*ssssk ssssk ssssk ssssk*

officialcrow:

ah i see youve noticed me walking in my pants made of windbreaker material

reservoircat:

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Vin Diesel in the background looking at her like “SHE’S PERFECT.  WANT ONE.”

chasmofsarcasm:

how to tell if someone is really bisexual:

  • if a true bisexual utters their name backwards, it will send them back to their home dimension for a minimum of 90 days. 
  • fire type bisexuals will always be able to learn the move solarbeam, unless they are flareon. 
  • biologically, bisexuals are incapable of going down stairs.
  • some bisexuals are unable to cast a shadow, though this is currently up for debate

jonathizzle:

When the hot classmate sits next to you

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When the hot classmate talks to you

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