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GQ is like that one super attractive straight guy friend you have who lets you sit on his lap when you’re at happy hour.


"you are what you eat"






My thighs are huge cuz they’re full of secrets

Wrap them around my ears and let me hear them all

You smooth motherfucker


basically my life can be summed up in alternating periods of Linda Belcher’s “Alriiiiight!” and Bob Belcher’s “Oh my god”




The greatest moment in the history of film

you can almost hear it


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me: i need to loose weight
me: eats all the food in the universe
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I am Linda Belcher.

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hmm, yoga is kind of girly #nohomo
let’s rename it so it sounds manlier and make it just for the bros
for the bros only

It’s crazy how some feminists get mad when men take something stereotypically feminine and turn it into a new branch to incite more men to do it. Like good for them, they’re helping men stay healthy, what’s the problem with that?

listen here sweetie


Yoga was never, and will never be stereotypically feminine.

I just find it annoying that everything that is remotely considered feminine has to add some masculine name in front of it if men want to feel comfortable with liking it. This is why I have a problem with Bronies. Just call yourself a MLP fan. You don’t have to adopt a whole new name and boy’s club for what is essentially a little girl’s show. Amazingly enough, you can like feminine and girly things, and you DON’T have to wrap it in masculine clothing to make it ok. Why do boys feel so uncomfortable with being feminine, when girls are quite fine with doing stereo-typically male activities, without having to adopt a new feminine name or term for it lol.


I don’t understand how all Muslims are called terrorists because of what one group of 19 extremist men did 13 years ago.

But white people aren’t called terrorists when they invaded their countries, killed millions of civilians, when they shoot up schools, shoot up movie theaters, and kill random POC. Isn’t that something.